Conversations that I didn't want to have

LB: Oops

PB: What is it?

LB: I dropped the loo paper on the floor.

PB: Did it have poo on it?

LB: Yes, but it's OK, it didn't smudge poo on the floor, because I'd folded the poo up on the inside. I checked.

I guess it's time to clean the bathroom floor. And LittleBear.